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分类： 喜剧片 1997

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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    原来是一部温情片，还是有点被感动到了。

  • 然轩 6小时前 :

    要爱具体的人，而非空洞的梦。

  • 荤英秀 9小时前 :

    拍个十五二十分钟短片就很够了，搞这么长，苹果手机电都撑不到最后。PS，机器人讲话口音听出一股岑建勋味

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    真的，狗子不管和谁玩球，最后都会把对方丢出去的球捡回叼给主人（主人在场的情况）。我们豆小葵十年如一日！末日公路片，一人一机器人一狗子，两个小时从绝望到慢慢被灌注希望和光明。Good year，真的很喜欢狗子的这个名字，2019年可能是未来10年来最好的一年，疫情、经济、气候变化...都形势严峻，芬奇所在的未来，臭氧层已经被严重破坏，人类为了生存时刻要泯灭良心挑战人性底线。而他把狗子托给杰夫照顾，这个机器人继承了人类的善良、坚韧和爱，带着狗子去了希望之地。汤姆·汉克斯又一次奉献了绝佳演技，杰夫在他怀里那一幕眼泪就破防了，最后小家伙摇着尾巴把球丢给杰夫，又乖乖叼回来了，我似乎看到没有表情的杰夫喜极而泣的样子。有爱，就有希望。珍惜可以呼吸新鲜空气、沐浴在阳光下的日子吧！

  • 第五香天 2小时前 :

    虽说聚焦弱小如何锻造了强大的精神世界，本就是热血基本款，但能将这种基本款呈现得自然坦诚又动人心弦，确属下了一番功夫。传统文化传承、乡村留守孩子、外出打工潮等命题，能以这样舒适的方式引人回味，实属难得。

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    一枚早已写在尽头的句点，一段再无归期的旅程，我是垂暮之年的传奇，踏上末世的无依之地。

  • 运哲 9小时前 :

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  • 龙锐智 5小时前 :

    为什么我从这部电影里看到了周星驰电影的影子？比如《少林足球》，比如《唐伯虎点秋香》，是我的问题还是这部电影的问题？

  • 楚菀柳 4小时前 :

    极少见的以现实题材为基底的国漫，雄狮作为一种“面具”的符号映衬内心。决赛攀登的过程中狮头破落，也暗喻边缘人群在这条路上有多困难而破败不堪。最终狮子头挂上擎天柱，人物下坠，事实证明“低立耑人口”依然是没有奇迹的，这才是最大的讽刺所在吧。

  • 贰碧菡 0小时前 :

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    The dog outlived Finch and Finch long lived through Jeff, with hope and believe. 最后才懂第四定律中的“absent”是什么意思。泪目啊。

  • 柔彤彤 4小时前 :

    也是好久没看这种温情片了，有加分。

  • 逯俨雅 7小时前 :

    汤姆汉克斯是少有的充满脆弱感和信念感的演员 哪怕是末日题材 哪怕角色病入膏肓 依然有一种哀而不伤的坦然 全片的主题音乐也非常好 Don McLean的American Pie “A long, long time ago

  • 荣妍芳 4小时前 :

    1、剧情吧其实正常水平 但好在没有用什么老ip 至少有自己的剧本故事2、镜头语言还是不错的 动作 渲染技术到位 但是人物设计着实太丑 不是不允许有特色 就是这个过于脸谱化3、剃头后的阿娟好像少年的你里的易烊千玺哈哈哈

  • 轩中 5小时前 :

    「FINCH WEINBERG, LOVED BY GOODYEAR AND JEFF.」生命重要的从来不是诞生与逝去，而是经过与记忆。Jeff是人是机不重要、小狗是人是狗也不重要，重要的是他们产生了联结，这就是生命和生命彼此的映照。

  • 桑泰然 0小时前 :

    很没劲的糖水片。这个剧本适合拍一个CG短片给《爱死机》之类的collection凑一凑集数。

  • 茹梅 9小时前 :

    舞狮大赛那里，简直在看体育电影，惊喜紧张，全景沉浸体验，这才是新时代下弘扬传统文化啊！狮队之间有竞争，更有武义。而彩蛋，把整部电影提升了，赢得了比赛，与曾经心动的女生和了影，并不意味着所有问题都会迎刃而解，生活还是要继续，热血过后，是脚踏实地的真实生活。

  • 顿温韦 7小时前 :

    三星吧，鼓励分，对冲一下差评。虽说造型乳化的指控纯属扯淡，虽说我看的时候没觉得造型多碍眼，但作为市场期待很高的项目，定造型确实草率了——不管那些质疑是否偏颇，做生意不是要去跟消费者讲道理的。真正的技术问题是前面大半的剧本，不是克制而是该讲的没讲透，有看预告片的感觉。有些可能是删减，比如师父前史。最后那些顶得很成功，岭南小镇风貌很出彩。

  • 翦秀美 6小时前 :

    他护着一条狗，开始了全球旅行，因为有人告诉过他，live a life…

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