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分类： 喜剧片 2016

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 巴俊誉 2小时前 :

    我以为他上一部的神枪手够不咋地了，我错了……没有最……只有更……唉～

  • 佟语诗 4小时前 :

    还算不错吧，虽然不是很打，但是应该算是环环紧扣

  • 士玉龙 2小时前 :

    整体剧情与比利时版冷面赤心，没有太大区别。唯一很大区别是，原版包庇儿子的反派比利时总理，最后因杀手留下的录音，被逮捕。而美版，莫妮卡贝鲁奇饰演的地产大亨，因为强大律师和金钱，杀手留下的证据没能令警方逮捕她。而她本人被警探的助手，私下里暗杀了。整体上，影片抛弃了原版阴暗，灰沉沉的摄影风格。转变为常见的好莱坞明亮风格。这也导致原版最大的优点，阴郁，压抑的风格，荡然无存。而原版，本来笨拙，较少的动作戏，马丁坎贝尔居然没有加以改进。导致原版的缺点在翻拍版被放大。所以，影片口碑很不理想。还有失忆男主连姆尼森与男二警探盖皮尔斯，谈话那段，瞬间出戏到记忆碎片。

  • 御若云 5小时前 :

    自古美人叹迟暮，不许英雄见白头。几乎没法看，老头不但身手不太行了（比前几部有反弹），还阿兹海默了……莫妮卡贝鲁奇也残了。哎……

  • 仁芮欣 4小时前 :

    这个片子只讲了一个道理，杀掉坏人就是正义。动手，别逼逼，墨西哥小哥理解的最到位。

  • 俊枫 0小时前 :

    搭配盖·皮尔斯和莫妮卡·贝鲁奇倒是让片子演员阵容更加上了一个档次，不过故事内核仍然还是那种营救系列孤勇特工杀坏蛋类型。

  • 壬向秋 3小时前 :

    早晚翻译成XX营救，一个以失忆的老年杀手为主题的电影竟然没有任何反转，编剧实在是愧对这个题材。

  • 斋芳林 9小时前 :

    就是来看连姆尼森的，怀念那个时代的爱屋及乌吧？那是我们不会正眼看人的年代，也是我们不会好好说话的年代。故事不好，情节也不好，一堆正能量的底层合力对付一个邪恶的BOSS……没新意、没特效，特别是最后涅槃一样走出车外，实在很不尼森。回忆这东西，喜忧参半，一半是海水一半是火焰，老来佐餐也是五味杂陈……

  • 彩岚 9小时前 :

    男主也是一种性格人类！无论如何，电影都值得7.1分。不能太低了。

  • 尉迟梦寒 0小时前 :

    黑人上司一出场就知道他不是好鸟，钞能力买通地方警察做私人保镖，买通FBI，买通地方检查署，烂透了的司法体系。

  • 前含双 3小时前 :

    连姆大叔不再营救，拳脚还是干净利落，不过动作镜头是越来越少，还被乱枪打死真是有点晚景凄凉，是一部老演员的挽歌，蛮感触的。情节简单，保护青少年警察部有点突兀

  • 卫亘峰 7小时前 :

    失忆！记忆！完全没有抓住这个主题，利用好，会是一个很精彩的电影，但是本片只浮于表面了，如果不是连姆尼森+莫妮卡贝鲁奇，我都不想看，老爷子感觉被电影榨干了，已经拍不出精彩的动作片了这部电影其实可以走点心，可惜啊！

  • 俊妍 6小时前 :

    整体剧情与比利时版冷面赤心，没有太大区别。唯一很大区别是，原版包庇儿子的反派比利时总理，最后因杀手留下的录音，被逮捕。而美版，莫妮卡贝鲁奇饰演的地产大亨，因为强大律师和金钱，杀手留下的证据没能令警方逮捕她。而她本人被警探的助手，私下里暗杀了。整体上，影片抛弃了原版阴暗，灰沉沉的摄影风格。转变为常见的好莱坞明亮风格。这也导致原版最大的优点，阴郁，压抑的风格，荡然无存。而原版，本来笨拙，较少的动作戏，马丁坎贝尔居然没有加以改进。导致原版的缺点在翻拍版被放大。所以，影片口碑很不理想。还有失忆男主连姆尼森与男二警探盖皮尔斯，谈话那段，瞬间出戏到记忆碎片。

  • 摩巧曼 8小时前 :

    外国美女老得真快。所以，小女孩儿真漂亮，而世界闻名的贝鲁齐却老得不成样子，连姆尼森也是。

  • 宇文迎夏 0小时前 :

    杀手不好干啊，这年纪，想退休都不行。呵。老爷子还拍，我就看，不低于三星。。。

  • 拓跋清佳 8小时前 :

    业余杀手给目标看了脸就走，还有严重的健忘症，什么惩恶扬善，杀手的铁律要遵守。

  • 云梅 8小时前 :

    大叔近些年网大事业里还算及格的一部，怕是最后的“巅峰”

  • 双世敏 1小时前 :

    衰老，太残酷了，每个人都得面对。

  • 明鸿 4小时前 :

    很好看！老爷子选片一向牛逼，以后动作片就指望他了

  • 念友瑶 9小时前 :

    加一星⭐给我们古稀大爷Liam啊！还有我的Monica姨！是谁这么狠心让他们俩还来演动作片！（当我看到莫妮卡大姨拥抱那个看上去比她还老的巨婴大儿，我多么期待她下一秒扭断丫的脖子，结果我很失望😞

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