Alex de Renzy (FEMMES DE SADE, PRETTY PEACHES) was one of the greatest directors of adult films ever, his career starting in the late 60's and preceeding well into the 90's. So saying that BABY FACE, stands as his crowning achievement is no small praise. This ranks as one skinflick that truly has it all, a complete storyline, fine production, and a couple of decent acting performances and some of the hottest sex scenes ever assembled in a single movie.
Big, lumbering Dan Roberts stars as the hapless construction worker who has to go into hiding following his seduction of underage but willing Priscilla (Lyn Cuddles Malone) which incurs the wrath of her religious fanatic of a man. After a near-fatal accident leaves him unconsciously drifting in the bay, he is saved by fan favorites Amber Hunt (FIONA ON FIRE) and Linda Wong (SWEET CAKES) who clean him up and then some. Hunt comes up with the brilliant idea of taking him to the Training Camp, a brothel catering exclusively for rich women and run by her aunt, affectionately referred to as the Champ.
This fancy cathouse provides the perfect backdrop for the movie's myriad sexual situations, nearly all of them handled with great style and enthusiasm by cast and filmmaker alike, shot through with a wickedly subversive humor. Standout scenes include gentle giant Roberts tender initiation of the eager Malone, their contrast in size providing an instant thrill all by itself, and the late great Kristine Heller taking on pretty much all the guys present in what has to stand as the single greatest gang bang sequence ever committed to film or video.
ps.小新和风间原来这么好磕
春日部防卫队！你永远可以相信春日部防卫队～
每天2小时电视剧培养出来的推理能力！
风间你喜欢的就是这样的他们啊，如果他们变了，就不是他们了，就像小新说的那样，把握住当下，珍惜现在拥有的友谊吧
一个天才阿宅爱上一个妹子不敢表白为了能让她重新回到自己班级发明让人变得聪明的机器的故事...我真是不理解你们这些天才
看了一个小时，实在没兴趣了，吸屁股鬼？啊哈哈这个设定还蛮好笑的
为什么每一年的剧场版都这么好看呢 鸟型风间太可爱了！
精英就让那些想当精英的人当吧😘
这部算得上是近几年最佳了…青春是什么呢？青春是无意义的有意义，就算后悔也没什么。真的好喜欢这部，可以和过去的一部分自己和解
让小孩子来告诉你青春是什么会不会太扯呀！但是放在小新身上，又感觉什么都成立。大概是看的第一部蜡笔小新剧场版，有够脱线，但也有饱满能量。整部片要讲述的“精英管理还是自由成长”“人治还是AI治”“科学好还是人文好”……最后都浓缩成了“青春最好”……好吧，被闪到了。
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青春是什么啊，青春有很多答案。推理部分做得挺好的。
上个月看了一半退出去了，今天续上。故事最后燃到不像话，野原家父母的三观正到不行，所以小新才这么善良！什么三六九等的等级划分，人类真是太无聊了，最后都得死，都是一把灰，开心就好，卷个什么劲儿啊卷
为什么我们活着不能追求自己最珍贵的东西呢？总是有太多的人都希望我们能成为精英，即便放弃最宝贵的热爱与真诚。常常觉得要宽容，要理解，是被逼无奈，是不得不妥协，是要付出的代价，才能走向成熟，可是，真诚地关心别人难道有错吗？什么「君子之交淡如水」的人生哲学到底想要人怎样啊！到底要怎样啊……
永远吊儿郎当的小新为夺回风间想赢 认真起来狼到可以征服黑道的正南 胡闹和臭屁的童年玩伴也会担心分道扬镳 最厉害的是阿呆恋爱了 钟楼倒塌时怀里抱着学姐最心爱的蜥蜴
青春是往后偶尔回忆起来的时候都能微笑吧。番长居然是个大帅哥！！
“唯一的希望，就是愿你永远爱自己”
如果只有唯一的制式标准来评价一个学生是不是“精英”，会发生什么？当原本的“精英学生”不再符合标准，又会发生什么？而内里还有更丰富的情感内核：什么是青春？内卷成为“精英”才叫青春吗？恋爱、发光、自卑感、后悔、道义、孤独、狂欢、当下……青春在每个人心里都有不同的自由形状，自己才能给自己答案。那些未来可能因为发展不同而渐行渐远的朋友，也都是这段青葱的重度参与者。
刚写了很多，豆瓣提示登录没保存下来，也算是在说那句“曾经有过”吧。
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